Twin Pumpkins

I was driving around town with my best girl in the backseat, when she asked a rather important (while random) question.

"Mommy,where are your boobies?"

"Um, they're right here Ellie."

"Oh. What's your boobies' names?"

Oh, boy. I had no idea what to say to this question.

"Uh, well... My boobies don't have names. Would you like to name them?"

Pure, dumb curiosity. :)

"Yeah... PUMPKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Okay, so I knew they weren't small, but PUMPKIN size?? Really???

"You want to name my boobies Pumpkins???"

She sighed, exasperated with me. "No, Mommy. There are pumpkins over there."

Oh. Naturally.