The Cow.

This is what I feel like. And, in case you can't tell since the cow is black, she has deep, dark circles under her eyes. This is due to her new baby calf (is that what they're called?? I think so, but it's 3:34 am right now and they could be called puppies, for all I care) not letting her sleep. Ever. Because, this momma cow knows that whoever decided to coin the advice phrase: "sleep when the baby sleeps!" is an idiot. And probably does not have another, bigger puppy?? baby cow who she feels like flogging if she even has the audacity to so much as ask to be fed lunch at noon every day... and that if the cow's husband, Mr. Bull, tries to touch these big fattie boobs udders, he will retract his poor hand minus a few digits.

Good thing that's the cow's life and not mine, huh?? Hooray for new babies...