Wednesday, December 23, 2009

the Hostage Taker.




Eva has apparently set specific terms and specifications for sleep, which include, but are not limited to:

being held. while being held by mommy parental figure, a constant motion must be maintained at all times. failure to execute said motion will result in screaming.

suckie firmly placed in mouth. extraction of said suckie, whether intentional or non, will result in screaming. there will be no warning whimpers or cries before said screaming occurs, so get it right the first time or suffer the shrill consequences. there are no second chances or learning curves allowed.

all demands will be met because if not, shrill screams will not cease until the big hostage taker is also awakened to join forces against mommy appropriate parental figure(s).

thanks.

2 comments:

Jackie December 23, 2009 at 11:50 AM  

that is too funny. and i love the picture...she's giving you the stink eye and she's not even a month old!! i do believe you are in trouble.

Ronnie Missioni December 23, 2009 at 2:57 PM  

You write this as if this is new to you ;)

She is A.D.O.R.A.B.L.E.!